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Around this day several thousand years ago, some dude in the Roman Empire was executed for doing something. So apparently, we’re supposed to celebrate this execution by spreading love, right? Absolutely. So instead of planning and conducting interviews as we normally do, the sauhard.com team took some time today to write some pretty poetry.
So if you’ve been too lazy to search for red roses or blue violets for your special one, don’t freak out! We are here to help you out on this special day, with poems to cover a variety of situations.
Feel free to take these poems, print them out on nice paper, and send them to your lover to show just how much you care!
A new study out today says that if you are an old man, eating whole grain cereals can cut your risk of heart failure by twenty-nine percent. But for a woman, the effects are somewhat less clear. However, if you are neither a man nor a woman, it follows quite easily that whole-grain cereal pretty much isn’t going to do anything to help your heart. That will especially be the case if you are a robot, since you won’t have a heart.
But robots still can have health problems nonetheless. Technically speaking, these health problems can be effectively prevented by effective prevention techniques.
Let’s discuss the number one health problem that can kill a robot: the dreaded power attack. Now, I’m sure that you’ve all seen lightning. It can be a fascinating sight, especially if it doesn’t hit you. But for a robot, lightning is like cancer. If it hits any source upon which the robot depends for its power, the robot gets an unwelcome load of electricity. This electricity spreads all through the robot, frying its circuit boards until they look like toast made by an amateur. That’s the devastation a power attack causes. Life for a robot is just never the same after something like that happens.
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Do you live a high-pressure life? If so, you may be intimately familiar with the sensation of over-tight muscles and rigid joints that accompany stressful situations. Perhaps this bothers you, and perhaps you may wish to do something about it.
In that case, you need to hear about Jim, a Canadian chiropractor. He once received hundreds of patients every week, all of whom had such problems. He got tired of watching his patients come in moaning and groaning about their stiff bodies, seeking treatment through his therapeutic tactics. He felt frustrated that despite treatment, they always came back the next week, worse off than before. He called this vicious cycle “stiff stuff syndrome” (abbreviated S3 syndrome).
As Jim’s patient load continued to rise, his job eventually became so stressful that he too fell victim to the evil forces of stiff joints and metallic muscles. He tried to perform his techniques on himself, but he strained his arm while lying down on a table and attempting to massage his back to improve blood flow. It was at that point that his frustration boiled over, and he decided to put an end S3 syndrome — forever!