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We here at sauhard.com watched the Democratic presidential debate in Texas last night. Overall, I thought it was pretty bland, but we got really interested when one of the contenders — her name was Hillary Clinton or something like that — mentioned the idea of “change you can Xerox.” Many people think it was a mistake that she said that. But I beg to differ; I actually think it was a pretty brilliant line. Now before you start berating me for not appearing to support Barack Obama (sauhard.com endorsed him a while ago), please hear me out.
You know, I really, really love change. In fact, I have loved change in the past, I love change now, and I will continue to love change long into the future, even after I am dead. I love change because of the things that I can get with it — such as sugar gumballs, candy bars, and licorice lollipops. All of these items would make me happy. Diabetes? Not today, maybe tomorrow.
But, there’s one problem. Change isn’t the greatest thing in the world. For instance, more change is better! Logic suggests that the more change you have, the more sugar gumballs, candy bars, and licorice lollipops you can get. I even made a graph to prove my point. Check it out.