Introductions Are So Hard To Write
Well guess what. My name is Sauhard and I own a website called sauhard.com. I bought this domain name before other people who are also named Sauhard, which makes me cooler than all of them.
If you are currently reading this post, it is probably because (1) I told you to, (2) you are stalking me, or (3) you found me through Google, which means that Google is stalking me. I’m not judging you though, any of these three reasons are perfectly fine.
See how hard I’m trying to be funny in my introductory post? It’s so hard to be funny, and this is coming from a guy named Sauhard, so that should mean something. It’s especially hard on the first post, because this site doesn’t really have any clear sense of direction yet. I guess that means I’ll kind of have to figure stuff out as I go along.
However, I will do my best to be funny, because being funny is seriously more fun than being serious. The staff of sauhard.com wish you quality reading in the coming days. Whether quality writing happens though is anybody’s guess…
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By Sauhard, June 2, 2010 @ 11:26 pm
Look at me, I’m Sauhard!
By sauhard, June 2, 2010 @ 11:32 pm
Hi Sauhard. This is the other Sauhard.
By Sarah Palin, June 3, 2010 @ 1:40 am
HI SAUHARD
By Marli, June 3, 2010 @ 8:59 am
Hi Sauhard, I found you because you’re in my RSS feed. Which basically means I found you a really long time ago.
By Will, June 3, 2010 @ 11:31 am
SO HARD!
By Sauhard Jobs, June 3, 2010 @ 2:59 pm
Hi I’m Sauhard Jobs, illegitimate son of Steve Jobs from when he did some unofficial “philanthropic work” in India some years ago. I’m gonna get my daddy to sue your ass faster than you can say “iSauhard” if you don’t hand over your domain name now.
By The Owner of This Blog, June 3, 2010 @ 7:17 pm
Hey man, you are actually doing something I paid you to do two years ago. GJ.
By Sauhard sucks, June 4, 2010 @ 12:01 am
that is all. i posted this from George Washington University so he knows exactly who i am.
By Sauhard, June 4, 2010 @ 6:53 pm
I can see your IP address you bum.